1. We arrived in Amaravathi, three bumpy hours Southwest of Vijayawada, hoping to see something of the 2000 year old Buddhist stupa that once dominated the site (although there was little left other than a few carved slabs). We headed to the courtyard of the Siva temple and bought a soft drink when a Hindu priest in orange robes approached us. Then a litany of the same old questions: 'what is your country?', 'what is your purpose here?', followed by 'I like you...I like you'. He had a funny manner about him: childish, sweet, soppy, a tad on the simple side. As he was inviting us to see him in the temple, a cartoonishly large and muscular man in a tank top marched up to him, enraged, and slapped him hard around the face. The bony cleric pleaded in Telugu, tears welling up in his big puppy eyes, but the offended man roared further and pushed him to floor. A lotus flower was knocked out of his trembling hand and landed gently at my feet. 'Smuggling!' whispered the soft drink-seller. While I pondered over the dramatic items this preist may have smuggled, he kicked off his sandals sheepishly and the agressor put them on and walked away. Ah, the perils of having to go into temples unshod...
3. Gandhi's ashram attracted the best and the most bizarre of characters. I won't forget one particularly charismatic man, who purported to have given up his career as a rich executive for Glaxo Smithkline for the Gandhian ideals of communal life and simplicity. He also, as he made evidently clear, was leading a 'movement' and had 'converted' hundreds of youths to his cause. What this cause was unclear - it seemed little more than an ill-defined and conspiratorial anti-capitalism. Stranger still, during a more accusatory speech, it became obvious that he conflated capitalism and the evils of globalisation with Western medicine. 'So, what about people that depend on medicine and technology to stay alive?' we asked, quite predictably. 'They don't deserve to live; if their bodies are not fit then neither are their minds...' A Gandhian eugenicist, no less.
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4. I have to mention another character from this place, an old man whose wife I had established a personal vendetta against because of her eating habits. Each meal time the ashramites sat together to eat the same tasteless slop, whilst she made guttural gurgles and nasal disgraces during which volcanoes of phlegm would vibrate in collision with the food that she was clearly snorting instead of eating. I won't even go into the belching or the intermittent and inexpliccable groans. Oh, how I secretly despised her in that haven of peace and compassion! On my last day I sat with her husband - a repetitive, endearing, yet slightly tiresome old man - when he handed me a magazine. It didn't take long to see that the whole publication was a tribute to him and his wife's life of dedication to the ideals of satyagraha and social reform. As I leafed through, I saw photo after photo of them shaking hands with politicians with quotes in bold praising their huge contribution to peace and progress. The moral is a particularly relevant lesson for me: don't judge a person by their eating habits.